I am the Beastmaster.
It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.
The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.
IM GONNA WRECK IT
'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE
HTTYD2 I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM FUCKED GIMMEE A FUCKING DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOO
I watched Dredd. I am going to die
Julie and julia. I will be very very well fed
Catching Fire. See you in the arena bitches
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Just came back from the cinema… Tfios. :/
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this
sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things
and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue and do the right thing for yourself, you’ll make it through and be happy
all of you
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
ya’ll acting like dildos are the spawn of satan, its just silicone
- God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
- Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now